October 30, 2025CONTEXT: He planted that tree when his daughter passed away…totally understands this man’s emotions
October 30, 2025This pencil that took me 20 minutes to shave. I’ll never have to sharpen a pencil ever again
AbstractReject on October 30, 2025 12:39 am Yeah, it was growing fine until things started going sideways.
BildoWarrior6 on October 30, 2025 12:47 am In The Encyclopedia Of Sex, that’s known as a ‘bent nail.’
AceBadCat on October 30, 2025 12:59 am I hope George Costanza’s baby boy (or girl) eats that as their namesake
QueenMelle on October 30, 2025 1:17 am Liar. That carrot was born calling you a loser, and ya just turned it around and upside.
No-Airline-2823 on October 30, 2025 1:52 am This is what they do to the Oompa Loompas that get caught stealing
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Yeah, it was growing fine until things started going sideways.
7 incher
Now you just need one to grow into a 6… six sevenn
In The Encyclopedia Of Sex, that’s known as a ‘bent nail.’
Find one in the shape of a 6 and you can be Himothy.
Needs to see a urologist, pronto.
Where’s the 6
6-7 6-7 6-7 omg did I do it right?
Them legs 🦵🏽
Even the carrots are trying to send you lottery numbers
I hope George Costanza’s baby boy (or girl) eats that as their namesake
i should call her
Mrs. Carrot, you’re trying to seduce me.
That’s a major award!
Flip it around and give it to your girlfriend
Grandma checking my rectal temperature again again.
Now you just gotta find one that looks like a 6
Looks kinda like a bicep to me.
Liar. That carrot was born calling you a loser, and ya just turned it around and upside.
Barbie leg
7 minutes
6
Keep an eye on it. I heard 7 ate 9!
I’ll see myself out. 🚪
This 7 is shaped like a baby carrot.
If you have 6 of those
if you throw it does it come back to you?
You’re halfway to 14-carrot gold.
This is what they do to the Oompa Loompas that get caught stealing